Voice Packs
5 packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.
Dead Simple
Download
Grab the app. Drag to Applications. That's the hard part. Done.
Pick Your Drama
Anime? Farts? An angry chef? Choose your fighter.
Plug In & Chaos
Every charge is now a performance. Don't abuse it. Or do.
Features
Reaction Overlay
Animated emoji (or your custom GIF) pops up on screen every charge. Paste a Giphy URL to customize.
Battery Low Drama
Your Mac screams when battery hits 10% and 5%. "FEED ME!" energy.
Duo Mode
Two Macs on the same network? Plug one in, the other reacts too. Office chaos.
Surprise Me
Auto-rotates voice packs daily or weekly. Never the same drama twice.
Volume Control
From 'whisper in a library' to 'your neighbors called the cops'.
Per-Sound Toggle
Too many farts? Toggle them off. Not enough farts? You do you.
Drama Counter
Charge counter lives in menu bar. Track streaks and drama level. High score pending.
Kills System Chime
Quietly murders the default macOS charging sound. It had it coming.
Menu Bar Ghost
Lurks silently in your menu bar. No dock icon. Nobody suspects a thing.
Roadmap
What we've shipped and what's cooking.
5 Voice Packs
ShippedYamete, Dramatic, Fart Symphony, Kitchen Nightmare, Viet Drama
Stats & Streaks
ShippedTrack your charges, daily streaks, drama level
Reaction Overlay
ShippedAnimated emoji + custom GIF support via Giphy URL paste
Battery Low Drama
ShippedYour Mac screams at 10% and 5%. Each pack has unique reactions.
Duo Mode
ShippedTwo Macs on same network react to each other via Bonjour
Surprise Me Rotation
ShippedAuto-rotate voice packs daily or weekly
Auto-Updates
Next upSparkle updater integration in progress
Custom Sound Packs
Next upUpload your own sounds. Make your Mac truly unhinged.
Community Packs
Next upShare packs with other weirdos. Marketplace coming.
Voice Pack Store
PlannedCommunity-created packs. Upload, share, sell. Marketplace of chaos.
Seasonal Packs
PlannedHalloween screams, Christmas jingles, TαΊΏt fireworks. Limited drops.